I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Not only have I fallen off the wagon, it ran me over and just kept going...
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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