If im going to fail a midterm I might as well be drunk while I do it
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
Just called a girl a cunt over peanuts. I think we both know it wasn't just about the peanuts.
it's like his dick is making a u-turn.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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