You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
So apparently after I spilled candle wax down the front of my pants, I went to the store, bought condoms, and passed them out to everyone at the bar.
I thought they were lying to me about the condoms, until I found the receipt in my pocket.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
No, I barely made it home last nite. Kept telling cab driver I live across the street from Susan Sarandon?? Thank god her coop addy is posted online.
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