i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
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