let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
You blacked out and then went around stealing other peoples phones and leaving yourself voicemails
I got two from random numbers, the first was me and said "Don't forget you murdered Josh in Wii Bowling"
The second Jenn said "You are ridiculously smart for drunk dialing yourself"
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
I just forgot I was standing up.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
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