So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
I'm drugging my best friend. I'm like a whole new level of bitch.
He did a 4 wheel burnout and yelled at the cops "Sorry! It's for a school project!". HOW does he think of this shit?
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
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