At least make sure they are 18
Why
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Just bought an airhorn. Bad things will happen.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Like I would feel weird too if you just cancelled our wedding, cut off all your hair and started twerking everywhere
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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