i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
HE THREATENED ME WITH A CACTUS. WHERE DID HE EVEN GET A CACTUS.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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