Shit chicky whatchu wearin rt now, ur skins?
Oh dear, kinda... in ur sweats!
U look good, r we getting naked in ur car?
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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