girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
If we went to a costume party as Batman and Robin I would go as Robin, that's how much you mean to me
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
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