they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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