jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
You were so drunk that you didn't even notice when I switched out your shot of jäger for a shot of maple syrup...before or after you drank it.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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