He never called back after I emailed him my booty call contract.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Made a holiday JibJab of all my fucks. How's your night?
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
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It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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