are you still at the devil's house?
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
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