Just saw the pics you left in my phone. thanks for reminding me that last night was not a dream.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
I think I have vodka in my lungs
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
My life has turned into sitting in the driveway listening to Total Eclipse of the Heart while staring at the Blue Moon. Hey, August. Let's be nice. I need help.
Eh, my puke tasted like lemonade, so not too bad
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