It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
They invited me day drinking but brought their kids. 3 two year olds and 1 11 month old. I was asked to change a diaper, I laughed and took another drink of this margarita. I LIKE CHANEL AND TEQUILA NOT CHILDREN. Can we make new friends?
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
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