It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
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