His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Hello my rib-scented angel!
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