You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
so i was trying to be sexy and unzip his pants with my teeth. i got my lip caught in the zipper and it bled for a good 15 min, totally a mood killer.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I have post one night stand depression
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