it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
Your penis chewing exercise is not working
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
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