dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
We free pour in this house. Measuring alcohol is for the weak
Randomize
