I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
fyi, we didn't break up, we just downgraded to occasional sex without ever talking about it.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i dunno dude, he took his shirt off and is rubbing jello shots on himself. i think he's done
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