Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
Got drunk with him at an Irish pub ended up losing him for twenty minutes when I finally find him his piss drunk singing Irish folk music with a group of Irish guys and a midget
He meets the coolest people when he's drunk
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
My vagina measures dicks. It's accurate to the half inch.
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