Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
look for us when you get to the club. we're the guys wearing snorkels.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I just need a big sign that says no more penis please hanging over my head at all times
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I'm always down for nudity.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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