He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
#tbt to when you let me put plastic wrap on your balls and hum a little song
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
are you comparing glasses to pregnancy
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