i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
You thought they were asking for volunteers for a karaoke contest so you jumped up not realizing it was actually a "last 3 minutes boxing match". But you took that right hook like a champ.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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