Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
it wouldnt have been so bad but she still had the cowboy hat on when my mom walked in
Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
It's like my uterus needs a hug... and anti depressants
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
he just fucked me for my cheese.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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