Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
Hey is it bad when your boss leans over your desk and tells you "you smell like the Rainforest Cafe"??
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Wait, there's no way I said I would suck his dick. I know drunk Katie.
No, you told him to suck YOUR dick.
See now that sounds like drunk Katie.
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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