the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
there's a wrestler here in a Ferrari//puma hoodie who is telling girls his win//loss record as a pickup line.
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
I wonder what a non-hungover friday at work is like
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
She dropped a weight class after every shot I took. I thought I was just drink something magical.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
He stopped the gas pump at 69 and gave me my receipt. He wants it.
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