Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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