just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
you looked like a weeble wobble. everytime we thought you were going to fall you bounced back up...you're an amazing drunk
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
You got her pregnant one week before your vasectomy? You couldn't wait one week to cheat on me?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
And somehow in between all the vomitting you managed to mumble "Well this is attractive!" And I swear that's when I fell in love. Best. First. Date. Ever!
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