He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
soo I had sex last night and he wore a condom, pulled out sans condom. we looked everywhere and couldnt find it, even in my vag. so Im in the library at school and I googled it and it gave me "gentle digging" techniques, and sure enough, found it. ew. I'll be purchasing Plan B after class.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
She made out with me for a free sandwich. What makes you think she is NOT up to my standards?
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
You shall now refer to my vagina as patty and patty only
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
Give me like 5, I have to feed a moose and find my pants.
Who cares if he’s younger, he’s hung like a moose. Your vagina will never forgive you if you pass on that dick
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