dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Just made a drunk dude do 20 push-ups. In the parking lot of the bar tonight for a keystone light I found in the back of my truck.
Oh yum
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
He brought me hungover chipotle knowing full well he wasn't getting a blow job. I think he may be too in love with me.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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