my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
I volunteer to be the person who breaks into the room and runs around naked and has to be escorted out by police.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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