Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
I don't think I will ever be as happy about anything as this man next to me on the bus eating Taco Bell.
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
I wanna get a tattoo next to my tattoo that says, my ex did this so don't fucking ask
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
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