I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Someone just asked if you were the one who rode around the bar on some girls back
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
this mall makes me feel like I just rolled a 9 in jumanji and got the stampede card
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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