My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I woke up to you singing What Makes You Beautiful and trying to blend an avocado with vodka.
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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