Since when is my name a synonym for head?
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
Putting a breathalyzer in a bar is a horrible idea. But I won
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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