hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
HOLY SHIT! Did you see the dick on that Great White Shark?!?!?!
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
So some guy at the party is convinced I'm Edward Cullen. He keeps calling me "Twilight" and following me around with a stake. I'm concerned.
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
You yelled "Shame!" like you were that bitch from Game of Thrones and then hit my balls full force with your sports bra
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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