I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
Thank fucking Christ I was not wearing pants or eating chocolate cake last night.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Woke up snuggling with a large wooden rhino that I stole last night...obviously, we had fun.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
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