My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
i havent thrown up in four monthes, im clearly not drinking enough
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
And now I have a massive dip in and a Bloody Mary that would catch on fire if you put a flame close to it, with no pants on... At 8:15Am. Being single is pretty legit
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
Randomize
