well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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