can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I answered the door to some Jehovah Witnesses hungover and wearing nothing but a white tshirt. I think they made it the church goal to reform me, we've gotten four pamphlets. My mom's going to make me convert if they keep coming.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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