none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
apparently the secret to your success is patron
You'll be the first to get a "it's herpes simplex 1" cigar.
if only i could text you this smell
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He just asked me if I ever had the urge to put a zucchini in my ass.
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
We need to move to a different bar soon. When we're standing on the patio, and every guy around us has seen us naked...there's a problem
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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