My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
Rylan was made in your driveway. Just thought, as godfather, you should know.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
All I learned from that experience was that drinking scotch out of a crunk goblet was bad news.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Randomize
