I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
What drink are we having for lunch?
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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