I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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