Having a random hookup so left but love u
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
There's a naked man in my car right now.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
Randomize
