Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I know we had a good night last night because his turtle was half asleep chewing on the used condom.
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
You know it's been a rough week when you funnel beers by yourself.
I think I'm just going to get a farm, a vibrater, and a lot of wine.
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