ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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