in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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